can i be a stay-at-home parent but without the kids
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
sometimes i wonder if this website is okay
how many episodes was that character in, you ask???
not as many as they deserve
not enough to satisfy me
A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes
A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.
so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do
People want to fuck dragons this isn’t a new phenomenon
#if a donkey can fuck a dragon then why can’t i
Lea training to use a Keyblade except he’s been using frisbees and chakrams for years and years so instinctively during training he will just throw it
just fucking hurl his Keyblade into the sun
"gOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN"
『 海月姫 / Princess Jellyfish 』 (Film 2014）
"you’re asexual? so you reproduce with yourself?"
the crowd laughs. I force out a laugh and go along with it, covering up my nervous sweating. I soon run home, lock the bedroom door. I open my closet and release the clones, dozens of them. I look at them one by one, and whisper.